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Rubyredslippers

My amazing, intelligent, kind and wonderful girlfriend just replied to my post on FB.

What’d she say? Oh, I posted something about the Law of Attraction and how our world we see is a result of our current vibration. If you don’t like what you’re watching/experiencing then change your vibration.

She said, “I need help changing my vibration.” Ha! She’s so got this and it’s so easy it’s heart! She simply has to click her Ruby Red Slippers and go straight to her happy place. (FYI- this Happy Place can be achieved in infinite ways so don’t go projecting on others what you think THEY should do to get happy)

God has adorned each and every one of us with a pair of Ruby Red Slippers- though I hear the style is a tad different for the males of the world- but sometimes we all need reminding that They. Are. There.

Here are some simple, but Divine “Dorothy Don’ts” to avoid while the shoes are in operation.

1. Don’t think you need help using them. Click your heels 3 times and go to your nearest happy place.
(Zumba, Running, The Beach, Washing the Car, Karaoke, Preparing Your Taxes- hey it takes all kinds!)
2. Don’t think for one minute the shoes are too fancy. The old “I am not worthy” lie.
3. Don’t fret because someone had to die so you could have these. (It was meant to be- silly- her time was up!)
4. Don’t yammer on to every Munchkin you know about all the drama you’ve experienced on the Yellow Brick Road (your Life’s path)… Move on already. The heels are waiting.
5. Don’t ever forget… I repeat… don’t ever forget- that these are Forever Adorned on your feet and cannot be removed. They are always there, just waiting to be activated. Always. You are either in the clicking position or you are not.

So if you should ever find that you are “not in Kansas anymore” (not in your happy place) just remember it’s so easy to activate the Ruby Red Slipper Solution- in fact, It’s So Easy- It’s HEART!

What? Are you still here? Go on! Follow your heart to your nearest happy place!

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Imagyneer bloganimalenemies

If you’re here looking for some sort of Sweeny Todd-ish method of transforming your least favorite person into meat pies, then you’ve come to the wrong place.

Here’s my list of the top ten hidden uses for your enemies:

1. They promptly show you how you don’t want to be, time and again.

2. They offer you plenty of opportunities to practice unconditional love.

3. They help you focus on “putting your hand to the plow”, giving each new encounter a fresh perspective.

4. They jerk you back to your blissful NOW, where your sweet children and grocery list patiently wait, in sharp contrast to the seemingly annoying memories of what he/she said or did.

5. They make great doorstops. (I threw this one in just to see if you are paying attention)

6. They reflect what you need to learn. Yes, (repeat after me) they either exhibit behavior that you’re guilty of- to a small degree- OR they prove that you have a long-standing expectation of them that needs to be released.

7. They are messengers from God to test your skills of speaking only of beautiful, wanted things ONLY!

8. They can be boiled down in a large pot for 10 minutes, thus making a great liver cleanse if you dare to partake. (Again, not a Freudian slip- just a mild attempt to see if you are still with me.)

9. They drive home the point that you are LOVERS and when you are not LOVING (you know, like when you’re venting and fuming with a third party about what was said or done) we feel bad!

10. They provide the Ultimate Test to see if you can see them as Jesus does- at the very core of who they are, they are beautiful and wonderful!

Expect the BLEST!
Forget the REST!

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Life makes so much sense! Go figure!
Well, we really don’t have to because God has it all figured out! Literally.
And He doesn’t take sides or even force His opinion because then we wouldn’t have Free Choice.

Frequency. Frequency. It’s all about Frequency. And two kinds of Frequency, no less.

Let’s use College Football as an analogy for the All That Is to examine why anything happens to anyone.
I AM a proud Auburn graduate and Tiger football fan and if you know anything about SEC football, you know that it’s Us against Them. Yeah, Auburn against Alabama… aka “The Role Tide.”

Now, let’s look at the two meanings of Frequency that will make us all “Know-It-Alls” by the end of my post.

First, we have the Frequency of How Often Something Occurs.
Second, we have the Energy Frequency of every atom in the Universe and beyond. Everything in the world, you, me a rock, a germ, a computer, a rose… even a thought and a word has its own unique energy frequency. Especially a thought and word!! This is why our thoughts and words are so important- magnets attracting similar thoughts and ideas into our basket of grey matter.

So let’s get back to the game in progress… It’s the Iron Bowl- truly the most important game in SEC football the entire WORLD! The stadium is standing room only!!! Both teams playing their hearts out!

Everyone in the stadium is Co-Creating this most significant event by sending up prayers, thoughts, (which are actually prayers-in-disguise since God can’t NOT hear your every thought and the intention behind it!), frustrations, reactions, “coaching” comments, curse words… etc.

So picture a melting pot where everyone is throwing their personal thoughts into the mix.

1. First FREQUENCY- How frequently is each person sending up the thought? Constantly, intermittently, just once, for years (some are born into the life of the SEC and feel supreme from day one. Just ask a Tide fan.)

2. Second FREQUENCY- What is the energy frequency of the thought. A “We suck!” right after a fumble on the ten yard line is a lower frequency thought than a “that’s okay- we got ’em right where we want ’em. War Eagle!” And just imagine all the rockets of desire being sent up by the coaches and players. All the psychological mind games being played out? A positive thought/emotion has a higher frequency than a negative thought/emotion. And whatever you do, don’t leave the stadium when your team is 20 points behind with 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter. With God- and a change of heart/thought/attitude… ANYTHING is possible!

I believe that God just sits back while the entire game is Figured out very systematically, non-judgementally. It just IS what it IS. A situation where the Laws of the Universe play out according to Frequency X Frequency of all the people involved.

Some would like to think that God takes sides, but I don’t think he Loves the most popular religious leader any more than he Loves the “lowest of the low.” He is the One and Only LIGHT SWITCH just waiting at all times to be turned on. Some would like to think, “Well, I’ve had my light on all my life and “He” just turned his on this minute.” Our lives can turn on a dime, and at the end of the day, the wages are all the same! Whether you’ve labored (embraced JOY) all your life or just came for the last hour of labor (embracing JOY) the wages are all the same- a life of abundant Peace, Joy, Love & Blessings!

So let’s mind the Frequency and Frequency of our thoughts and watch the world around us change. And, if that sounds too much like homework then go straight to your happy place- singing, dancing, fishing, golfing OR the tailgate party right outside of the biggest game this side of the SUN! WARRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!

BlogFreedom

Happy 4th of July and infinite thanks goes to all who give of their time, talents and lives to keep our country free!!

Freedom! Are you really free? This is not a trick question, nor is it intended to be political, but I sure do want you to think outside the box!

Are you free to do what you love most?
Free to travel coast to coast?
Free to shop at any store?
To dine somewhere and ask for more?
Free to fly out on a whim,
See foreign lands and Uncle Jim,
Free to donate any sum
To children living in the slum.
Free to start your own foundation,
Freely give to any nation?
Free to climb up any mountain,
Install a pool or backyard fountain?
Free to spend on anything
A boat, or even how to sing?
Your cup is meant to overflow
Stop feeling guilty, don’t say “No!”
To all the blessings you receive
Just be grateful and believe…
I AM worthy!

Divine Providence has led me to a business that enables me to help others with their health and their wealth. You’ll never hear me complain about Healthcare or Social Security (or lack thereof) because I’m all about the Self-empowerment this business offers. No more trading hours for dollars in this household! I AM happy and grateful for every person and every choice that led me here. I AM happy and grateful for true FREEDOM!!! So watch out NYC!!! Here I come!!!

P.S. Message me for more information on my business. Of course, that’s only if you want to help others with their health and wealth too 🙂

DD2L

Have you ever watched a late-night horror movie, only to need a great comedy to shake off the willies right after?

Scientifically speaking, you intuitively found a natural way to raise your vibration from one of fear and dread to one of laughter and love!

Today I feel the need to write a Perfectly Positive Post to follow one I published yesterday that dealt with a negative issue. (Not to mention the fact that my writing about that subject yesterday drew a peculiar experience into my reality…hmmmm)

If you took two minutes to watch this funny video yesterday , then you’ll understand me when I say that I accidentally put some Tobasco into my pie! Yucky!

Just Imagyne the following “I AM” affirmations for pre-planning the perfect day… (as you’ll see, I LOVE the ABC’s)

I AM always…

At the right place at the right time.
Believing the right thing at the right time.
Creating the right thing at the right time.
Doing the right thing at the right time.
Eating the right thing at the right time.
Finding the right thing at the right time.
Getting/Giving the right thing at the right time.
Hearing the right thing at the right time.
Interested in the right thing at the right time.
Joyful about the right thing at the right time.
Knowing the right thing at the right time.
Letting go of the right thing at the right time.
Memorizing the right thing at the right time.
“No-ing” the right thing at the right time.
Owning the right thing at the right time.
Pondering the right thing at the right time.
Quitting the right thing at the right time.
Realizing the right thing at the right time.
Saying the right thing at the right time.
Trying the right thing at the right time.
Understanding the right thing at the right time.
Visualizing the right thing at the right time.
Wondering the right thing at the right time.
X-plaining the right thing at the right time.
Yearning for the right thing at the right time.
Zen! (The Fine Art of Doing the Right Thing at the Right Time and Being Present to that Now!)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go “Govern” (control) my own “Ment” (mind) by practicing some Zen-O-Tonic Now Time!

GunControl

Mind control.

Aren’t you just sick and tired of others doing your job? Yes, it’s your job to control your own mind, by thinking for yourself. (the cynic in me would say to hurry up and think for yourself before it’s illegal.)
Did you know the word government literally means “mind control?” (Govern- control and ment- mind). It’s no secret that the most sure-fire way to control any person, group, or society is through fear. But don’t we all know fear fuels more fear, or even worse… it helps to create very real, physical manifestations in an unwanted reality.

I recently caused a healthy dose of “agreeing to disagree” on my FB wall by posting the picture above with statistics about the relativity of risks we face daily. If I had it to do all over again, I would’ve edited it to read “Healthcare” instead of “Obamacare.” The point I was trying to make was that the media does a bang-up job of sensationalizing any and all negative occurances in society until we find ourselves trembling at the very thought of this happening in our “backyard.” I would bet the national debt that the true stats on good vs evil in this nation, world, universe goes something like this… 99% Good vs 1% Evil. The Media just “corners the market” on their shining ability to blow that all out of proportion.

In fact, “some” would even go so far as to say that the “ment govern” folks would perpetrate such heinous acts as a means to an end. How convenient that these “ment govern” people would strike such fear in the majority of the population that we “the free” (otherwise, extremely rational and intelligent people) would beg for our liberties to be taken away. Years ago, I watched a few videos regarding the “crazy” conspiracy theories of the possibilies behind major national and world events and it caused me to “Rasa” my “Tabula!”

In other words, I questioned everything and came to the conclusion that it might be time to erase everything I ever thought I knew and start completely over. Since I subscribe to the Micro/Macro thinking I allowed myself to believe that if an indiviual could committ a heinous crime, then a whole government or agency could clearly be guilty of the same. Yep, I’m a believer in a long history of False Flag operation operations all over the world, perpetrated by all countries, at one time or another.

Well, two beautiful, intelligent and caring friends started going back and forth about the accuracy of the statistics.

Why is it so easy to keep my house clean, neat and organized? Well, it’s not! So I play a little game cleverly named the “Why?” game. When I see things in my Life that I’d like to change, I just state it in the form of a “Why?” question and then I sit back and wait for God to give me all the answers.

Used to do it all the time before I even knew the power of my thoughts and words.

*Why is that person such an idiot? Presto! God would answer me with a long list of reasons.

*Why does my team always lose? ditto. long list of fumbles, mistakes, etc…

*Why does that FB friend drop the “F” bomb so much… here comes the avalanche…

So here’s my list of positive “Why’s”? for today.

1. Why is it so easy to practice what I preach?

2. Why is my family so wonderful in every way?

3. Why is this planet getting better and better with age?

4. Why is it so easy to LOVE others… all others?

5. Why is Homeschooling so exciting and easy and fulfilling- all the time?

6. Why do I always know when to stop talking? and then actually stop?

7. Why do I have more than enough time in my day to do everything I need and want to do?

8. Why are there so many wonderful surprises greeting me around every corner today?

9. Why do I have such an abiding attitude of gratitude?

10. Why am I so infinitely blessed?

Why are you even reading this? Bet you’re infinitely blessed too! Don’t feel it? Just ask. Sit back. Wait. Careful not to trip over the answers. 🙂

Just snap your fingers and "presto"!

 

 

 


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