Posts Tagged ‘May 21 2011 Judgement Day

Have you heard? This Saturday, May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day!

Guess what? And you can say you heard it from me… it’s really Judgement Nanosecond (one billionth of a second) and it’s a wonderful thing!!! Wheeee! (I’ll get back to this in about 300 billion nanoseconds or 5 minutes, whichever comes first.)

So, USA Today ran a full-page ad from a Christian group who wants us to “spread the word.” Why? So we can ignite a mass panic, max out our credit cards, skip studying for next Monday’s Calculus finals or just run off to Orlando one last time (that’s my choice.)

And you thought Mother’s Day was a busy phone day? Just wait until about 3:00 p.m. this Saturday. Yes, they’ve actually narrowed it down to a specific time and God only knows what time zone?  Didn’t anyone have the decency to tell them that Time is a construct of Man. (Ask a bird what time it is and he’ll say it’s time to find a worm or time to take a “purple-berried poo” right over the boardwalk.) And spare us the earthquakes, because (I’m no IT specialist, but…) I think 6 billion simultaneous good-bye calls, tweets and texts will sufficiently throw the planet off the grid-for good!

I don’t know? What do you think?  Or DO YOU THINK?… for yourself, that is?

This universe gives us a never-ending supply of reasons to be happy, joyful and thrilled beyond imagination. And in this vibratory world (you know those gazillion atoms whizzing around inside of you never get a day off – not even a nanosecond off)  you get the experiences you dream about, gossip about, tweet about or even worry about. Oh, there’s some fun science behind all this, but skip that and just go skip… or run or swim straight to your nearest local happy place.

Many ancient texts teach us that we will be are (constantly) judged by our thoughts, words and deeds. And not judged as in “good or bad” but in a very objective, systematic, universal and profound way. Some call this the Law of Attraction.  Others don’t -and don’t even feel comfortable with the concept. That’s okay, it doesn’t matter – the law is at work whether you know it or not. Every thought and feeling has its own unique vibration and those vibes radiate out to the universe and attract other similar thoughts. Like that Wooly Willy magnet hair toy from Cracker Barrel. Works like this –

Wooly Willy’s face – Your life

Tiny magnet filings – Your thoughts

Wooly Willy’s  Final hairdo – Your manifested reality

Last week, my daughter received a lovely card in the mail from her Godfather with the following scripture: “Be joyful always, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.” (1 Thessalonians 5:16-18) Amen, sister! All I ever really needed to know about Life can be found in this one-liner! Well, that and the part where Jesus gives us the new commandment to love one another as He has loved us!

Note to self – the verse doesn’t say “Be joyful always-unless it’s Judgement Day and then run like hell to the nearest helicopter to time it just right for hovering over natural disasters? Really are some people just so full of the “I told you so” syndrome that they really want to be right in the face of predicting world-wide catastrophes?

So treat next Saturday like any other day (or nanosecond). Practice being in your Eternal Now. That’s just a fancy way of saying pay attention to and enjoy the Who, What and Where of your physical environment, moment by moment. (And no I’m not talking about the Eternal Now of the last 8 seconds of an NCAA basketball game-that could go on for another 30 minutes!)

Look people, I’m trying to warn you. The Kingdom of God is at hand!

Always has been, always will be – as close to you as your beating heart and your next best thought! Now pardon me while I go search for my one and only gold coin. It’s sure to fetch a hefty price this Saturday say around 2:30 p.m. Question is, can I make it to NYC for one more showing of Wicked before the world ends?

What- are you still here? Go on. Get out of here and go pick a happy thought if it’s the LAUGH thing you do!


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