Dang Auto-Correct!
Posted on: November 9, 2012
This post was inspired by a dear friend who called me “Feces” on Facebook and blamed it on… “Damn Auto-Correct!” I love her still….. but alas, here goes…
I really hope you know just how much I Hate You!
(Dang Auto-Correct! What I really meant to say was, “I really hope you know just how much I love Hot Yoga!”)
Do you know how much Pain and Suffering you’ve caused me?!
(Dang Auto-Correct! That should’ve read, “Do you know how much I love Painting Surfers in the Caspian Sea?!”)
I wish you and all your little friends would go take a flying leap off the nearest Cell Phone Tower… all 50 of them!
(Dang Auto-Correct! I really meant to say, “I wish you and all your little friends would go take a Fluffy Heap of my newest silk towels to the pool… all 15 of them!”
Wait? Who are you anyway?
You are… that one planted seed of a Negative Thought that goes unchecked! The root of All evil. All crimes. All illnesses. All drama.
For all I care you can R.I.P. in a giant hole in Central America! Touche’
(Dang Auto-Correct! That should’ve read, “For all I care you can RIP a giant hole in the Captain America boxers you planned to return to Target.”
2 Responses to "Dang Auto-Correct!"
November 9, 2012 at 10:12 pm
QQ Girl: this post was hysterical!! I really enjoyed it!! Goes to show that we all need to be aware and maybe proofread a bit, LOL!!!
Keep up the wonderful posts.
Love ya!!
Amy
quarkythoughts 
November 9, 2012 at 11:42 am
This is so true!